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The Beginner's Guide To Cheating Death is a simple skincare routine / bundle that is focused on diminishing wrinkles, replenishing your collagen, rebuilding your elasticity and supercharging your glow.

1.  Kieran’s Exfoliating Cleanser (55 ml)

2. WaWa Watermln Moisturizing Serum (55 ml)

3.  Cheat Death Cream (35 ml)

Use morning & night.  Don’t forget, the best benefits from skincare are received overnight, so make sure you don’t skip your night sessions!

  1. Use 3-5 pumps of Kieran’s Cleanser on DRY or DAMP skin for 15-60 seconds, then rinse.  It's laced with powerhouse exfoliators, salicylic acid (1%) and glycolic acid (2%).  These natural acids seep down into your skin and break up crusty sebum, dead skin cells and keratin plugs that are clogging your pores and trapping toxins and bacteria.  Then the powerful saponins, astringents and healing compounds that are extracted from organic roots, herbs and barks, get into that freshly mowed skin and suck more crud off your face than a romance movie from the 80’s. 

  2. Apply a few pumps of WaWa Watermln moisturizing serum across your entire face after cleansing.   WaWa Watermln will supercharge your skin cells with a watery splash of moisturizing humectants that plump and even skin tone.

  3. Apply 2 pumps of Cheat Death Face Cream across your entire face and neck after WaWa Watermln.  Cheat Death delivers active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking in your entire routine and keeping the external environment out.  The scent accord for Cheat Death relaxes the mind and eases anxiety, cup your hands over your nose and mouth and breath deeeeeeep!

Beginner's Guide To Cheating Death - Bundle / Routine

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The Beginner's Guide To Cheating Death is a simple skincare routine / bundle that is focused on diminishing wrinkles, replenishing your collagen, rebuilding your elasticity and supercharging your glow.

1.  Kieran’s Exfoliating Cleanser (55 ml)

2. WaWa Watermln Moisturizing Serum (55 ml)

3.  Cheat Death Cream (35 ml)

Use morning & night.  Don’t forget, the best benefits from skincare are received overnight, so make sure you don’t skip your night sessions!

  1. Use 3-5 pumps of Kieran’s Cleanser on DRY or DAMP skin for 15-60 seconds, then rinse.  It's laced with powerhouse exfoliators, salicylic acid (1%) and glycolic acid (2%).  These natural acids seep down into your skin and break up crusty sebum, dead skin cells and keratin plugs that are clogging your pores and trapping toxins and bacteria.  Then the powerful saponins, astringents and healing compounds that are extracted from organic roots, herbs and barks, get into that freshly mowed skin and suck more crud off your face than a romance movie from the 80’s. 

  2. Apply a few pumps of WaWa Watermln moisturizing serum across your entire face after cleansing.   WaWa Watermln will supercharge your skin cells with a watery splash of moisturizing humectants that plump and even skin tone.

  3. Apply 2 pumps of Cheat Death Face Cream across your entire face and neck after WaWa Watermln.  Cheat Death delivers active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking in your entire routine and keeping the external environment out.  The scent accord for Cheat Death relaxes the mind and eases anxiety, cup your hands over your nose and mouth and breath deeeeeeep!

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Lena H.
Never disappointed!

Repeat purchase. I like all of these products. My only suggestion would be to replace Bloobs with Tighty McTightface. I think it was in this bundle before, and I just really liked it for my skin needs.

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Stephannie G.
Best products ever!

I’m extremely satisfied with these products, I love how over time my face looks so much smooth and clear! Been a client for years! And wouldn’t trade surreal skincare for anything!

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Rich M.
Success!

The names, the fragrance, the texture and feel...these are perfect for me. I finally feel good about my skin care. And I feel cool, like a pirate! Thank you Morgan...you make lives better!

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Dawn B.
I finally have a skincare routine!

Met Morgan at Burning Man and after she recovered from hearing I have only used soap on my 63 y/o skin, she suggested I try her products. I'm 2 weeks in and already see the difference. My face looks hydrated and fresher and I swear I'm looking a tad younger. Eternally grateful Miss Morgan Lang!

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Kendra G.
So happy to have found Surreal skincare

I started using the products around 3 weeks ago and am already seeing the benefits. I will be back to the shop soon to pick up a few of the other products Morgan taught me about on my first visit.

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