Raccoon Eye Rock Star

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Public Service Announcement:  This is a super intense cream and people have reported that it makes their eyes water.  Most users have also reported that it works extremely well.  Know this before you buy.
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A long time in the making, Raccoon Eye Rock Star is finally making its official debut just before Winter smacks us in the face and dries out our eye sockets like little prunes.   
The skin around your eyes doesn’t have pores and is also delicate, thinner and more sensitive skin than any other part of your face or body.  Because the skin around the eye is thinner with less circulation, it allows wrinkles and fine lines to form easier.  Your under-eye can get puffy and inflamed allowing blood to pool up and stagnate under your eyes, giving you that deathly, raccoony look that only Beetlejuice thinks is cute.
So if you don’t get enough sleep, are stressed out, eating poorly or went out partying your face off with Keith Richards all weekend, your eyes are going to be the first things that show signs of it.  Your genetics also play a role.  If your parents or grand-parents have dark eye sockets that would make the Grim Reaper swipe right, the prognosis for YOUR eyes might be an uphill battle.
The good news is that no matter of your sins or situation, Raccoon Eye Rock Star is going to help.  How much it helps depends on how dedicated you are to applying it every night and how heavily you continue your derelict behavior. 
When I formulated Raccoon Eye Rock Star, I tried to accomplish 3 tasks; 
First, intense hydration with DL Panthenol & fatty acids that get deep into your skin's layers to pop out wrinkles and fine lines and to smooth out your complexion. 
Second, flex & excite the skin, stimulate blood flow and eradicate toxins to tighten the skin and ditch the Goth look.  I do my own lunar-cycle extraction of cassis cinnamon which contains a blood thinning compound called coumarin (many older people take coumarin pills every day to thin their blood).  The cinnamaldehyde extracted out of the cinnamon also excites your skin's receptors and gets the blood flowing, helping that pool of stagnant, dark blood under your eyes to move along.  The magnesium chloride also stimulates the skin and moves the stagnant blood and also pulls impurities out of your skin the same way that soaking your body or feet in an epson salt bath works.
Third, soothe, calm and reduce inflammation in the eye area.  The aloe vera as well as my own lunar-cycle extraction of chamomile, eyebright herb & gotu kola certainly help reduce puffiness and tighten the skin, but it’s really the strengthy extraction and generous amount of boswellic acids that do the heavy lifting.  
If you follow my obsession with Boswellic acid, you’ll know that I consider it to be one of the best ingredients used in my formulations.  Boswellic acid is found in the resin component of raw frankincense tears and is not found in frankincense oil or frankincense essential oil.  Boswellic acid is expensive, difficult to source and a pain in the ass to extract…however, boswellic acids have insane healing powers, kills cancer and tumor cells, functions as a massive anti-inflammatory and has many regulatory effects on your skin’s receptors.
There are many other badass ingredients in Raccoon Eye Rock Star and zero ‘filler’ which makes just  little bit of it go a loooong way.  That also makes it one of my more expensive products, but the good news is that it will last a hell of a lot longer than your last boyfriend, soooo…you got that going for you 😻
Warning
Raccoon Eye Rock Star will probably make your skin tingle for about 5 minutes after you apply it.  This is safe, expected and should not cause concern to you.  Also, make sure not to get it into your eyes…duh.
Ingredients:
Water, Arnica Oil, Borage Oil, Illipe Nut Butter, Boswellic Acid Extract, Frankincense Carterii, Mango Butter, Vegetable Emulsifying Wax, Cassis Cinnamon Oil, Ceylon Cinnamon Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Abyssinian Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Eyebright, Chamomile Flower, Gotu Kola Extract, Leucidal Liquid SF Max, DL Panthenol, Aloe Vera, Magnesium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol