Morgan's 49th Birthday Sale
July 7th is my 49th birthday and y'all know what that means, birthday sale! Going to do it a bit different this year!
Anyone who physically comes into the lab today or tomorrow (Saturday/Sunday July 6/7th) will get 25% - 52% off their purchase depending on how they answer 7 different skincare/fragrance questions posed to them in either written or proctor style by yours truly.
Furthermore (and most importantly) each person that actually comes into the lab and takes this quiz and makes a purchase will raise the communal, online discount code MORGAN4PRESIDENT by 2%. The discount code starts at 0% and will cap out at 52%. Expires when the clock strikes July 8th.
For example, if 16 people come in over the weekend (sat/sun) and participate in my birthday sale, the discount code MORGAN4PRESIDENT will be at 32% off.
So if you're in New York or if you know anyone in New York City, tell them to come into the surreal lab for special personal treatment from Morgan and help you and your fellow netizens save some coin!
The Surreal lab (89 Christopher st) will be open from 12 noon to 7:00 p.m. on Saturday and noon to 6:00 p.m. on Sunday. After 6:30 p.m. on Sunday, join us down on the Christopher Street Pier (Pier 45) for drinks and spliffs.