HOLY HELL - Extreme Muscle Liniment

HOLY HELL - Extreme Muscle Liniment

Surreal Skincare

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Every morning I wake up feeling like an 90-year-old grandma with razors in my hips, crystal shards in my muscles and my lower back are stiffer than a young man watching porn.
So I invented HOLY HELL for my physical therapist to use to soothe the pain, relax the muscles and purge the lactic acid buildup deep within.  Pretty intense stuff.
By applying both ultra cooling and ultra heating oils and compounds at the same time, it overwhelms and confuses the nerve receptors causing them to stop firing altogether which in turn causes them to stop sending pain signals 😜
I also included high levels of arnica which dilates the capillaries allowing blood to flow more freely through the muscles delivering fresh oxygen and carrying away toxins, waste and lactic acid buildup. 
The big dog in this formula is definitely the high-grade, methyl salicylate that sinks deep into the muscles and further reduces pain and inflammation.
INGREDIENTS:
Organic Raw African Shea Butter, Methyl Salicylate, Camphor Oil, Spanish Marjoram Oil, African Cocoa Butter, Arnica Oil, Organic Menthol Crystals, Smithii Eucalyptus Oil, Blue Leaved Mallee Oil, Peppermint Oil, Lanolin Oil, Beeswax, Bulgarian Lavender Oil, Yarrow Oil, Cinnamon Oil, D-Alpha Tocopherol
SIDE NOTE 
HOLY HELL is NOT the same as Muscle Melt.  Muscle Melt contains capsicum which is the stuff that's in spicy peppers and is a topical pain reliever.  It’s also still spicy AF so be careful, not the kind of thing you want to rub your eyes or pick your nose after you’ve used it lol
SIDE SIDE NOTE
This version of HOLY HELL comes in 35 ml airless pump bottle, not the jar pictured.

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