Advanced Guide To Cheating Death

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Definitely not for everyone and certainly not for beginners, the Advanced Guide to Cheating Death is a bundle and routine that introduces multiple dimensions of cleansers, serums, creams & a mask into a daily skincare routine.  You can layer them all on top of each other or alternate products on different days or nights.   
The goal is to get a more diverse and wider variety of natural compounds and fatty acids delivered to your skin to see a broader spectrum of results.  Some people might call it overkill, I call it an insurance policy for amazing skin.
The Advanced Guide to Cheating Death is an all-star cast of 8 of our anti-aging products wrapped into a shoppable bundle that is marked down by 25%.  Self-admittedly a tad excessive, but then again, isn’t that how “pampering” is defined?
The Advanced Guide To Cheating Death comes in one configuration:
  1. Kieran’s Cleanser (exfoliator) (35 ml)
  2. Mister Everyday Cleanser (55 ml)
  3. Out Damn Spot (20 ml)
  4. Minus 10 Serum (35 ml)
  5. Raccoon Eye Rock Star (20 ml)
  6. Regenerator Cream (35 ml)
  7. Cheat Death Cream (35 ml)
  8. Cool Napalm Mask (30 ml)
Use the Advanced Guide To Cheating Death bundled routine on a daily basis and you’ll start celebrating your birthdays in reverse order!
How to use the Advanced Guide to Cheating Death as a Daily Skincare Routine
Perform parts of, or the entire routine every morning & night.  Don’t forget, the most benefits from skincare are received overnight, so make sure you don’t skip your night sessions!
Do not use Out Damn Spot in the morning, it has photo sensitive oils that react with the sun.
  1. Exfoliate with Kieran’s Cleanser 3-4 times a week.  Apply 3-5 pumps onto DRY skin and gently massage into skin until it has completely absorbed (about 60 seconds) then wash it off.
  2. Mister Everyday is the same thing as Kieran’s Cleanser without the exfoliating Glycolic and Salicylic Acids.  It cleans your face and smells like peppermint to brighten your mood.  Use Mister Everyday whenever you’re not exfoliating with Kieran’s Cleanser.
  3. After Cleansing, apply Out Damn Spot as a spot treatment or a full layer to even and brighten skin tone and slowly get rid of age spots (contains photosensitive oils, only use at night) 
  4. MINUS 10 serum is one of the most under-estimated products I make and might be one of the best.  MINUS 10 will supercharge your skin cells with boswellic acid, linolenic and linoleic acid vitamin A along with a plethora of other radical compounds and nutrients.  MINUS 10 supplies the building blocks of everything good in this world.  Apply a full and generous layer all over face and neck.
  5. Raccoon Eye Rock Star gets rid of eye puff and minimizes dark circles.  It's intense AF and does its job with military precision.  Apply it to your under eye area and be careful not to get this stuff in your eye-creases or it’ll make your eyes water more than the day Jerry died.
  6. Think of Regenerator as the “fixer.”  It’s a powerful and medicating cream focused on reducing inflammation, soothing almost every skin condition you’ve heard of and helping to rebuild your outer lipid barrier.  Apply a full layer morning/night after your serums.  Give it a minute to sink in.
  7. Cheat Death cream is the pinnacle of the Advanced Guide To Cheating Death.  At the very end of it all, slather a few pumps of Cheat Death over every millimeter of your face and neck.  It delivers a final truckload of active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking everything in and keeping the external environment out.
Cool Napalm is a strange and goopy, 20 minute mask that’ll resurface your entire face like a greek goddess carved out of marble.   NOT FOR DAILY USE.  Use 1-2 times a month over entire face.
  • After cleansing, apply a thick enough layer of Cool Napalm on your face so you can’t see your skin through the red.  
  • Leave on for 20 minutes (set a timer!)
  • Wipe off with damp paper towels
  • Cleanse your face again after removing Cool Napalm
  • Perform your entire skincare routine
  • Bask in the glow of awesomeness
You can also use Cool Napalm as a “spot mask” to kill pimples and reduce scars or blemishes.  Use on targeted area 1 to 3 days in a row.  Make sure to wait at least a week or so before attacking the target area again for 3 days.  
  • Apply a small dab onto target area 
  • Leave it on for 20 minutes
  • Wipe off
  • Perform skincare routine
Heed the following warnings, Cool Napalm packs a serious punch.  
  • DO NOT leave on your face for longer than 20 minutes.  
  • Do not let it get on your lips or inside your nose or eyes.  
  • Only use Cool Napalm 1-2 times a month.  
  • Careful with that mask, Eugene.