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Muff Diver - Body Hair & Beard Conditioner, Frizz Control, Deodorant
Muff Diver - Body Hair & Beard Conditioner, Frizz Control, Deodorant
Muff Diver - Body Hair & Beard Conditioner, Frizz Control, Deodorant
Muff Diver was designed to do two things....make a man's beard smell like an orgasmic forest from the far lands of Rivendell...and to make your armpits and crotch smell even better than that.

Massage 2 pumps of Muff Diver between the hands and attempt to rub it into the skin underneath the beard, armpits or pubic area.  Muff Diver will coat the shaft of each hair keeping it hydrated and shiny.  Muff Diver delivers critical fatty acids and nutrients to soothe the follicles and to grow stronger, thicker, shinier hair.  Muff Diver will also tame frizzy flyaways and turn a Gandolf looking bush into a streamlined Clark Kent.  

No matter if you’re as hairless as a sphinx or channelling disco fever from the 70’s, you can apply Muff Diver to your armpits and/or pubic area (external use only).   Muff Diver not only treats, conditions & moisturizes hair roots and shafts, but it also gets rid of razor burn and ingrown hairs.  You’re welcome.
Muff Diver’s scent is rich & timeless, with strong vanilla overtones cascading like fresh mountain air through fir trees dipped in tangerine.  The high notes unleash energy and desire with the low-notes offering warm, spicy holiday comfort.  Muff Diver is an intoxicating and psychedelic experience for any nose, be it male, female or any shade in between.

Men with beards are big fans.  Girlfriends and boyfriends of men with beards are also big fans 😁 
Pro Tip - Apply immediately after drying off from the shower while you're still slightly damp.

Amla Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Hazelnut Oil, Perilla Seed Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Carrot Seed Oil, Jojoba, Black Cumin Seed Oil, Avocado Oil, Wild Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Brazil Nut Oil, Borage Oil, Siberian Fir Needle Oil, Douglas Fir Oil, Hemlock Spruce Oil, Buddha Wood Absolute, Elemi Oil, Pomelo Oil, Copaiba Balsam, D-Alpha Tocopherol, Ylang Ylang Complete, Clove Oil

Muff Diver - Body Hair & Beard Conditioner, Frizz Control, Deodorant

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$75.00
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$75.00 USD
$71.25 USD

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Muff Diver was designed to do two things....make a man's beard smell like an orgasmic forest from the far lands of Rivendell...and to make your armpits and crotch smell even better than that.

Massage 2 pumps of Muff Diver between the hands and attempt to rub it into the skin underneath the beard, armpits or pubic area.  Muff Diver will coat the shaft of each hair keeping it hydrated and shiny.  Muff Diver delivers critical fatty acids and nutrients to soothe the follicles and to grow stronger, thicker, shinier hair.  Muff Diver will also tame frizzy flyaways and turn a Gandolf looking bush into a streamlined Clark Kent.  

No matter if you’re as hairless as a sphinx or channelling disco fever from the 70’s, you can apply Muff Diver to your armpits and/or pubic area (external use only).   Muff Diver not only treats, conditions & moisturizes hair roots and shafts, but it also gets rid of razor burn and ingrown hairs.  You’re welcome.
Muff Diver’s scent is rich & timeless, with strong vanilla overtones cascading like fresh mountain air through fir trees dipped in tangerine.  The high notes unleash energy and desire with the low-notes offering warm, spicy holiday comfort.  Muff Diver is an intoxicating and psychedelic experience for any nose, be it male, female or any shade in between.

Men with beards are big fans.  Girlfriends and boyfriends of men with beards are also big fans 😁 
Pro Tip - Apply immediately after drying off from the shower while you're still slightly damp.

Amla Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Hazelnut Oil, Perilla Seed Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Carrot Seed Oil, Jojoba, Black Cumin Seed Oil, Avocado Oil, Wild Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Brazil Nut Oil, Borage Oil, Siberian Fir Needle Oil, Douglas Fir Oil, Hemlock Spruce Oil, Buddha Wood Absolute, Elemi Oil, Pomelo Oil, Copaiba Balsam, D-Alpha Tocopherol, Ylang Ylang Complete, Clove Oil

Body Hair Conditioner

Muff Diver nourishes and hydrates body hair, including beards, armpits, and pubic areas. It's enriched with fatty acids and nutrients from oils like Amla, Grape Seed, and Hazelnut, conditioning each hair shaft for stronger, thicker, and shinier hair, enhancing health and appearance.

Frizz Control

Muff Diver effectively tames frizzy and unruly hair. Ingredients like Jojoba and Avocado Oil smooth flyaways, transforming rough textures into sleek, manageable styles. Suitable for all hair types, Muff Diver ensures a polished look, whether the hair is sparse or dense.

Deodorant

Beyond conditioning, Muff Diver combats body odor with its rich scent profile of vanilla, fir tree, and tangerine. Natural fragrant oils like Wild Orange and Tangerine provide a refreshing and enduring aroma. Additionally, Muff Diver aids in reducing razor burn and preventing ingrown hairs, contributing to the overall comfort and health of the skin.

Amla Oil

A vital component for body hair care, Amla Oil is rich in essential fatty acids and nutrients, boosting hair strength, thickness, and shine. Ideal for nourishing and enhancing the health of body hair, it ensures each hair strand is conditioned and vibrant.

Grape & Hazelnut Oils

Working together to provide lightweight hydration, effectively reducing frizz and improving body hair texture. Grape Seed Oil smooths and hydrates, while Hazelnut Oil's astringent properties maintain healthy skin beneath the hair.

Tangerine Oil

Tangerine Oil contributes significantly to the deodorizing aspect of Muff Diver. Its refreshing scent provides a lasting and appealing aroma, perfect for masking body odor in areas like armpits and the pubic region. Additionally, its natural fragrance enhances the overall sensory experience of using Muff Diver.

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