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If your skin has graduated past our Beginner's Guide to Cheating Death, the Advanced Guide might be your next best friend!  It's a more in-depth routine and includes much more sun protection including Scurvy Dog Vitamin C Serum and our Day Walker SPF which uses high-performance, synthetic UV absorbers.

Most benefits from skincare are received overnight, so make sure you don’t skip your night sessions!
  1. Use 4-6 pumps of Kieran’s Cleanser on DRY or DAMP skin for 30-60 seconds, then rinse.  It's laced with powerhouse exfoliators, salicylic acid (1%) and lactic acid (2%).  These natural acids seep down into your skin and break up crusty sebum, dead skin cells and keratin plugs that are clogging your pores and trapping toxins and bacteria.  Then the powerful saponins, astringents and healing compounds that are extracted from organic roots, herbs and barks, get into that freshly mowed skin and suck more crud off your face than a romance movie from the 80’s.  

  2. Apply 2 pumps of Scurvy Dog Vitamin C Serum across entire face and allow 5 minutes to dry.  Should feel dry and smooth (not tacky to the touch) before moving on to next step.  Squelches free-radicals, fades dark spots, builds collagen.

  3. Apply a few pumps of WaWa Watermln Moisturizing Serum across your entire face.  A variety of different bioferments are blended with different humectants drawing water deep into the skin, keepig it plump and healthy.

  4. Apply Day Walker SPF 40+ Moisturizer liberally to the entire face/neck/décolletage/ears/back of hands near the end of your morning routine and before makeup.  
    Unlike natural sunscreens that contain UV blockers like zinc oxide, Day Walker is our only synthetic product and uses high-performance UV absorbers.  Day Walker does not have to be applied last.  It is meant to absorb into the skin, not sit on top of it; so feel free to use it at any stage in your routine or add a layer over it.  You can apply a layer of Mutherload, Queen Tut or Jaded on top of Day Walker.
    Re-apply Day Walker every 2 hours for maximum protection during the hours of 10am to 4pm.

  5. Apply a few pumps of Cheat Death Moisturizer across your entire face and neck at night after WaWa Watermln. Cheat Death is the pinnacle of the Advanced Guide To Cheating Death.   It delivers a final truckload of active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking in your entire routine and keeping the external environment out.

  6. 2- 3 times a month, apply a medium layer of SCORNED LOVER 20 Minute Resurfacing Mask and leave it on for 20 minutes.  Rinse off in the sink or shower or wipe off with damp paper towels. SCORNED LOVER will resurface your entire face like a greek goddess carved out of marble.  It is designed to pull gunk out of your face and shove vitamins and nutrients into it. It will tingle for the first 5-10 minutes...and then will taper off.  NOT FOR DAILY USE.  You can use SCORNED LOVER as a spot mask up to 3 days in a row on the same spot, then give that spot a few days off.  Always perform your entire skincare routine immediately after using the SCORNED LOVER Mask.

    Advanced Guide To Cheating Death - bundle/routine

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    If your skin has graduated past our Beginner's Guide to Cheating Death, the Advanced Guide might be your next best friend!  It's a more in-depth routine and includes much more sun protection including Scurvy Dog Vitamin C Serum and our Day Walker SPF which uses high-performance, synthetic UV absorbers.

    Most benefits from skincare are received overnight, so make sure you don’t skip your night sessions!
    1. Use 4-6 pumps of Kieran’s Cleanser on DRY or DAMP skin for 30-60 seconds, then rinse.  It's laced with powerhouse exfoliators, salicylic acid (1%) and lactic acid (2%).  These natural acids seep down into your skin and break up crusty sebum, dead skin cells and keratin plugs that are clogging your pores and trapping toxins and bacteria.  Then the powerful saponins, astringents and healing compounds that are extracted from organic roots, herbs and barks, get into that freshly mowed skin and suck more crud off your face than a romance movie from the 80’s.  

    2. Apply 2 pumps of Scurvy Dog Vitamin C Serum across entire face and allow 5 minutes to dry.  Should feel dry and smooth (not tacky to the touch) before moving on to next step.  Squelches free-radicals, fades dark spots, builds collagen.

    3. Apply a few pumps of WaWa Watermln Moisturizing Serum across your entire face.  A variety of different bioferments are blended with different humectants drawing water deep into the skin, keepig it plump and healthy.

    4. Apply Day Walker SPF 40+ Moisturizer liberally to the entire face/neck/décolletage/ears/back of hands near the end of your morning routine and before makeup.  
      Unlike natural sunscreens that contain UV blockers like zinc oxide, Day Walker is our only synthetic product and uses high-performance UV absorbers.  Day Walker does not have to be applied last.  It is meant to absorb into the skin, not sit on top of it; so feel free to use it at any stage in your routine or add a layer over it.  You can apply a layer of Mutherload, Queen Tut or Jaded on top of Day Walker.
      Re-apply Day Walker every 2 hours for maximum protection during the hours of 10am to 4pm.

    5. Apply a few pumps of Cheat Death Moisturizer across your entire face and neck at night after WaWa Watermln. Cheat Death is the pinnacle of the Advanced Guide To Cheating Death.   It delivers a final truckload of active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking in your entire routine and keeping the external environment out.

    6. 2- 3 times a month, apply a medium layer of SCORNED LOVER 20 Minute Resurfacing Mask and leave it on for 20 minutes.  Rinse off in the sink or shower or wipe off with damp paper towels. SCORNED LOVER will resurface your entire face like a greek goddess carved out of marble.  It is designed to pull gunk out of your face and shove vitamins and nutrients into it. It will tingle for the first 5-10 minutes...and then will taper off.  NOT FOR DAILY USE.  You can use SCORNED LOVER as a spot mask up to 3 days in a row on the same spot, then give that spot a few days off.  Always perform your entire skincare routine immediately after using the SCORNED LOVER Mask.

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      Michele
      Amazing products

      My skin has never looked better or felt better . I can't get enough of all the products.

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      Vicki

      Best skincare I’ve ever bought

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      Andrew B.
      GAME CHANGING SKIN CARE ROUTINE (MEN)

      I just started using Surreal and instantly I noticed my skin is way more hydrated, vibrant, and my forehead / eyes wrinkles are much less. I went to the NYC shop and Morgan took the time to walk me through the entire Surreal line which is huge because as a man in my mid-40's it's hard to find complete skincare line that isn't full of BS chemicals. I bought the full bundle Morgan recommended and even bought the 45 SPF Sunscreen "Day Walker". I'm excited to see what my face and neck look like in another few months!

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      Molly
      Oh, my Goddess!

      I've been wearing face masks for the past two years - not because I'm ashamed of my face - but because of the C word. - 8 plus hours a day 5 days a week at work because I work in Healthcare and also because I don't want to give other people cooties. My face has taken a beating from the stress and lack of air it receives because it just gets my breath on it all day. Yikes!

      I also had a big milestone birthday this year that left me reeling for a moment...

      Enter in The Advanced Guide to Cheating Death. In less than a month, my epidermis is glowing and starting to show some signs of JOY that comes not only from within, but also from what I'm doing to take care of it. Morgan is a true genius and I'm so appreciative of their mad skills in the lab to create such luscious products.

      Fan for life! It usually takes me a while to develop a brand loyalty, but not this time. Love at first use! The amazing marketing and word of mouth reviews drew me in, but the use of the products made me come back for more.

      LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!

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      wahneta
      Life changing!!!!!!

      Where to begiiiinnnnn??? Oh lala!!! I have been searching for a new skincare line for quite some time. By some algorithmic miracle, Surreal popped up in my IG. I watched for months as he poured, and mixed and danced and smiled across the screen. I am familiar w all the ingredients he uses, but inly a true alchemist knows how to blend with such exactitude. Each formula/product does exactly as he describes. I never knew there was a layer of crud on mu fave until it encountered Kierans Cleanser. Tight Mctighty tightens and ‘lifts. Minus ten plumps it up and cheat death just soaks in w amazing speed. Love doesn’t even begin…..