Advanced Guide To Cheating Death
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If your skin has graduated past our Beginner's Guide to Cheating Death, the Advanced Guide might be your next best friend! It comes with 2 additional products that will supercharge your skin and help you age with a professional grace that only Cher can surpass.
The Advanced Guide includes everything in the Beginner's Guide in addition to our new Tighty McTightFace Gel Toner and the Cool Napalm 20 Minute Resurfacing Mask.
1. Kieran’s Exfoliating Cleanser (35 ml)
2. Tighty McTightFace Gel Toner
3. Minus 10 Serum
4. Cheat Death Face Cream
5. Cool Napalm 20 Minute Resurfacing Mask
Use 3-5 pumps of Kieran’s Cleanser on DRY or DAMP skin for 15-60 seconds, then rinse. It's laced with powerhouse exfoliators, salicylic acid (1%) and glycolic acid (2%). These natural acids seep down into your skin and break up crusty sebum, dead skin cells and keratin plugs that are clogging your pores and trapping toxins and bacteria. Then the powerful saponins, astringents and healing compounds that are extracted from organic roots, herbs and barks, get into that freshly mowed skin and suck more crud off your face than a romance movie from the 80’s.
Use 1-2 pumps of Tighty McTightFace Gel Toner across your entire face immediately after cleansing. Tighty is based on a cosmetics recipe from the 1700’s along with some pretty radical tweaks from Morgan. This little toner is made from fresh rose and lavender water blended with cucumber hydrosol which heals, moisturizes and revives. A variety of powerful, tree resins pull your skin tighter than a drum and hold it there for hours.
Use 1-3 pumps of MINUS 10 serum across your entire face. MINUS 10 will supercharge your skin cells with a hefty dose of boswellic acid, linolenic, linoleic acid, vitamin A along with a plethora of other radical compounds and nutrients. MINUS 10 supplies the building blocks of everything good in this world.
Use 1-3 pumps of Cheat Death Face Cream across your entire face and neck after MINUS 10. Cheat Death is the pinnacle of the Advanced Guide To Cheating Death. It delivers a final truckload of active compounds and balanced fatty acids in addition to locking in your entire routine and keeping the external environment out.
- Apply a medium layer of Cool Napalm 20 Minute Resurfacing Mask once a week, leave it on for 20 minutes, then either rinse off or wipe off with damp paper towels. Cool Napalm will resurface your entire face like a greek goddess carved out of marble. It is designed to pull gunk out of your face and shove vitamins and nutrients into it. It will tingle for the first 5-10 minutes...and then will taper off. NOT FOR DAILY USE. You can use Cool Napalm as a spot mask up to 3 days in a row on the same spot, then give that spot a few days off. Always perform your entire skincare routine immediately after using the Cool Napalm Mask.